The Original Pooter Tooter. Since 1981. Sounds so Real...You can Almost Smell it.

100% top quality item that performs better than any other similar novelty prop in my experience. Very easy to use as long as you follow the directions: 1. Moisten your palm, 2. Put hole of device over moistened area, 3. Grip and gently squeeze. Great for a laugh with friends and family. Also good for annoying coworkers or getting them to stop hitting on you without saying a word. Practice makes perfect! A master can learn to reproduce every sound from a hearty tuba toot, to a whiny whisper just barely squeaky out during quiet conference meetings. I recommend performing 300 subtle squeezes before "taking it out into the field." Teach yourself holding positions to conceal the device while maintaining control. Remember, less is more when it comes to pooting. Don't forget to really sell the performance with a readjustment of your body position. A gentle sigh afterwards is also sublime. My only complaint is that this is overpriced. You pay for quality, but the markup is over 75% of manufacturing costs. On the other hand, the price point does keep this item from becoming prolific with the mainstream jokers. Thus adding to its rarity and uniqueness, insuring your mark is oblivious to the prank.

I got this as a gift for my father. It works great. Just takes a little practice. It made mostly little squeaky farts until I got the rubber warmed up in my pocket. Now I have options. My wife hates it though. I have to keep it hidden from her. I ordered a second one for myself.

This item is terrible. 5 star NEGTIVE review. What a rip off. Please do nt waste your money!

Ok, it takes a bit of breaking in. Actually takes a Lot. But once you get the hang of it, it’s really funny. Great to fart along with happy birthdays, mother in law bending over to tie shoes. Also work well with Odd responses to our childrens complaining about whatever with a raised eyebrow, leg lift and the one cheek sneak. Try playing one of their favorite teen songs with it when they are listening too loud. It’s tough to master but worth it if you like this kind of stuff.

If you can get it to work properly it can make some really good fart sounds, the reason I gave three stars is because in the video it shows it being real easy to use, and it’s not, I got it down but three others in my House all adults can’t get it to work in fact wife threw hers in trash, it’s not built super strong, and does work but for the price you can find something way easier to use and just as effective..

Great and realistic. Follow video instructions. Wet palm of hand - slightly. Place opening (the hole) against inside palm at underside of folds next to thumb. The Tooter’s top should be up against top of palm. Close hand snugly. Gently squeeze. Make sure there is some space for air to escape when squeezed. Then you’ll get fart noise. Keep practicing. Find the right spot. The Tooter really works. It takes practice. Hold in pocket to create the sound the fart is inside your clothing. Seriously funny!

If you are looking for wet juicy baritone fart noises. You know… farts that others would recoil in horror to, that hot gurgling sound that says a disaster just happened is someones pants. This product isn’t going to deliver. The farts created with this device are more like quick squeakers that a petite ballerina might be proud of. But I personally would not want to be tied to the sound of the fart made by this device.

I *love* this product! It is hilarious! I don't understand the negative reviews on it not working or hard to use...I got it to work the minute I got it out of the package. Very good quality, I guess the cheaper ones are not so this is worth the higher price.