Creamy Organic Peanut Butter All Natural - Unsweetened (500g), 100% Organic Ingredients Vegan & Keto Review: Peanut butter, the mathematical marvel of spreads! Let's crunch the numbers and spread the laughter: Calories to Laughter Ratio: For every calorie of peanut butter, you'll get at least three giggles, especially when it sticks to the roof of your mouth. That's a tasty ROI (Return on Investment)! Spreadability Index: Peanut butter's spreadability can be graphed over time, with a peak at the "just opened" point and a slow decline as it gets older. It's like a delicious reverse stock market graph. Probability of Sticking: There's a 99.9% probability that peanut butter will stick to your knife, spoon, or fingers, defying the laws of physics with its adhesive powers. Peanut Butter Geometry: Peanut butter sandwiches are geometric masterpieces, combining two slices of bread and a layer of creamy or chunky peanut butter to form a delectable parallelogram of joy. The Peanut Butter Principle: The amount of peanut butter you intend to use is inversely proportional to the amount that ends up on your face, clothes, and kitchen counter. It's like a delicious, messy physics experiment. Peanut Butter + Jelly Theorem: The addition of jelly to peanut butter exponentially increases the tastiness of a sandwich, proving that math can make life sweeter. Storage Chaos Theory: Peanut butter jars follow Murphy's Law of always having the most delicious part stuck to the bottom, making it a true conundrum of gastronomical quantum physics. Spread Reduction Theorem: The more you try to evenly spread peanut butter on bread, the more uneven it becomes. It's the culinary equivalent of the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle. In summary, peanut butter is not just a tasty treat; it's a mathematical enigma, a sticky wonder, and a source of endless culinary hilarity. Enjoy the spread, both mathematically and with a side of laughter! Review: I have been buying this peanut butter every three or four months for a couple of years now. This time, however, it came with the glass bottle broken and with the peanut butter on the flimsy bubble wrap and the paper (!) bag. I got a refund, and was asked to re-order, which I did. Four days later, the delivery associate called me to say peanut butter was leaking through the package. Would I mind if they returned the item themselves and saved me the trouble of filing a return request? No, I said. desertcart verified separately that I was indeed behind the return. Now waiting for a replacement. The peanut butter itself is my favourite. It is smooth, doesn't have any sugar or other additives, and tastes excellent. Once in a way I found the solids separated from the oil, and I've had to use a knife to churn it back to a more even consistency, but otherwise this has been an excellent pb. USE A BOX AND PLENTY OF BUBBLEWRAP WHEN PACKING, PLEASE. Update: Got the third bottle safely. They had put a hard cardboard wrap around the bubblewrap, and that made the difference. But a cardboard box would have been best. By the way, I have also eaten peanut butter in the US, often getting it made right in front of me at Wegman's. This tastes just as good, as far as I can remember.
| ASIN | B07X9T3BJ3 |
| Customer Reviews | 4.0 4.0 out of 5 stars (209) |
| Item model number | Jus' Amazin_02N |
| Product Dimensions | 3.35 x 3.35 x 4.53 inches; 1.1 Pounds |
| Units | 17.637 Ounce |
Y**J
Peanut butter, the mathematical marvel of spreads! Let's crunch the numbers and spread the laughter: Calories to Laughter Ratio: For every calorie of peanut butter, you'll get at least three giggles, especially when it sticks to the roof of your mouth. That's a tasty ROI (Return on Investment)! Spreadability Index: Peanut butter's spreadability can be graphed over time, with a peak at the "just opened" point and a slow decline as it gets older. It's like a delicious reverse stock market graph. Probability of Sticking: There's a 99.9% probability that peanut butter will stick to your knife, spoon, or fingers, defying the laws of physics with its adhesive powers. Peanut Butter Geometry: Peanut butter sandwiches are geometric masterpieces, combining two slices of bread and a layer of creamy or chunky peanut butter to form a delectable parallelogram of joy. The Peanut Butter Principle: The amount of peanut butter you intend to use is inversely proportional to the amount that ends up on your face, clothes, and kitchen counter. It's like a delicious, messy physics experiment. Peanut Butter + Jelly Theorem: The addition of jelly to peanut butter exponentially increases the tastiness of a sandwich, proving that math can make life sweeter. Storage Chaos Theory: Peanut butter jars follow Murphy's Law of always having the most delicious part stuck to the bottom, making it a true conundrum of gastronomical quantum physics. Spread Reduction Theorem: The more you try to evenly spread peanut butter on bread, the more uneven it becomes. It's the culinary equivalent of the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle. In summary, peanut butter is not just a tasty treat; it's a mathematical enigma, a sticky wonder, and a source of endless culinary hilarity. Enjoy the spread, both mathematically and with a side of laughter!
C**R
I have been buying this peanut butter every three or four months for a couple of years now. This time, however, it came with the glass bottle broken and with the peanut butter on the flimsy bubble wrap and the paper (!) bag. I got a refund, and was asked to re-order, which I did. Four days later, the delivery associate called me to say peanut butter was leaking through the package. Would I mind if they returned the item themselves and saved me the trouble of filing a return request? No, I said. Amazon verified separately that I was indeed behind the return. Now waiting for a replacement. The peanut butter itself is my favourite. It is smooth, doesn't have any sugar or other additives, and tastes excellent. Once in a way I found the solids separated from the oil, and I've had to use a knife to churn it back to a more even consistency, but otherwise this has been an excellent pb. USE A BOX AND PLENTY OF BUBBLEWRAP WHEN PACKING, PLEASE. Update: Got the third bottle safely. They had put a hard cardboard wrap around the bubblewrap, and that made the difference. But a cardboard box would have been best. By the way, I have also eaten peanut butter in the US, often getting it made right in front of me at Wegman's. This tastes just as good, as far as I can remember.
R**H
Best peanut butter in this segment and flavor and raw peanut church ... good taste
D**.
Loving it😻
U**I
It's not thick like normal peanut butter, but is quite runny, like cake batter. Seems like god peanut butter, but the consistency makes it a tad difficult to spread.
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