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Slampig is a novel about a man named Pile who spent his twenties sleeping with undesirable girls. He took advantage of every opportunity to have sex with cougars, fat girls, and the emotionally unstable. It was fun for awhile, but after he reached rock bottom with a purple-haired fat chick, his friends nicknamed Grimace, he tried to find a decent girl to have a relationship with. Pile soon realized that having a relationship was a lot harder than "pigging" and kept falling into old patterns. Review: Hilarious and educational - This book is a short, trashy, disgusting absolutely hilarious look into the life of a man who chases sex (and only sex) at any cost and the substandard women whom can only be described by the book's title. Pile paints us a lifestyle of alcohol abuse, women who have no standards on how to achieve intercourse and are content to raise bastard children from their sluthood, and Pile's stumbling attempts at finding a stable girlfriends and ridding himself of a destructive and dangerous lifestyle. Truly the "Tropic of Cancer" for the 21st century. A worthwhile read and at a more than fair price. Review: A romance novel for men - This seedy adventures in this book are great bedtime reading.
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| Customer Reviews | 4.3 out of 5 stars 18 Reviews |
C**R
Hilarious and educational
This book is a short, trashy, disgusting absolutely hilarious look into the life of a man who chases sex (and only sex) at any cost and the substandard women whom can only be described by the book's title. Pile paints us a lifestyle of alcohol abuse, women who have no standards on how to achieve intercourse and are content to raise bastard children from their sluthood, and Pile's stumbling attempts at finding a stable girlfriends and ridding himself of a destructive and dangerous lifestyle. Truly the "Tropic of Cancer" for the 21st century. A worthwhile read and at a more than fair price.
J**Y
A romance novel for men
This seedy adventures in this book are great bedtime reading.
S**N
A fun read. This had me laughing the whole way through
This isn't high art. Some folks would say this book is trashy. I would say "yea, it is-- but wow it's a hilarious read." The author does a great job describing his encounters, and you're laughing and cheering him on up until the very end where you just go "ooooooo. Yeoch." Brilliant. This was the most fun I've had reading a book in a while. Definitely recommended for a laugh.
R**S
Couldn't stop laughing
It's crude, it's gross, it's hilarious. I laughed through the entire book. Buy this book, you won't be sorry.
W**S
based and redpilled
Absolutely based and absolutely redpilled.
P**R
Trashy hilarious "romance novel"
It reads kind of what I imagine a romance novel would read if turned completely inside out. Instead a beautiful gentleman hero getting our narrator's eye, the narrator goes for the worst he can find.
A**A
Telling the truth with awful grammar
The author holds no punches in this account of dating from the male perspective. Not for the Mary Buttafucco types that refuse to believe any ill about their perfect spouses. This is for savvy, realistic women that want an edge on the male psyche. The guy tells a good albeit disturbing story with the worst grammar I've seen in print. Don't hate him for it and don't skewer him for telling the truth. Men are men, not women.
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