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🍪 Crack open a cookie, unleash your sass—fortune’s never been this funny!
Miss Fortunes Funny Fortune Cookies offer a box of 12 individually wrapped, 100% vegan cookies featuring professionally written, irreverently humorous fortunes safe for all ages. Made in Indianapolis, these cookies combine fresh, crisp texture with a unique twist of salty, sassy predictions that turn any occasion into a laughter-filled event.
| ASIN | B0B14QWW3R |
| Best Sellers Rank | #29,203 in Grocery & Gourmet Food ( See Top 100 in Grocery & Gourmet Food ) #9 in Fortune Cookies |
| Customer Reviews | 4.2 4.2 out of 5 stars (391) |
| Manufacturer | Miss Fortunes |
| Product Dimensions | 4.25 x 2.5 x 10 inches; 3.9 ounces |
| UPC | 658238851385 |
| Units | 3.9 Ounce |
S**L
Good humor for friends.
My friends and I frequently get together for a nice lunch and talk about everything. These really ended the meal well with some great humor.
G**R
miss fortune
just a fun item at the party.
R**W
Tasted good, several cookies had same fortune
There were 12 cookies in the bag and several had the same fortune. Was hoping to have fun with these at a party (adults ranging from 46-80yrs old); however, some of the fortunes weren't that funny, borderline cruel 😕 Packaged well and tasted good.
C**K
Funny Adult Party Favor (Not for the Easily Offended)
These were a fun and memorable giveaway for my horror bus tour, and most people got a big laugh out of them. The fortunes are definitely written for adults with a dark sense of humor, so these are not for anyone who is easily offended. In my first order, a couple of the fortunes were melted together and couldn’t be read, which is why I’m giving 4 stars. That said, the second order arrived in perfect condition with no issues. Great choice for adult parties, horror events, or anyone who enjoys edgy humor—just know your audience.
A**R
Perfect for a party
Bought for a party. These are hilarious! They taste good also!
J**H
Nice item.
Great product. Soft. Well made.
D**N
Don't waste your $
Cookies were stale, no taste! A few broken and no fortunes inside. Don't waste your $. The fortune weren't even that whitty and we had a few if the same sayings. VERY Disappointed.
G**R
Plans on buying more soon!
Every time I buy these (I'm on my 4th bag) I'm never disappointed! I read the mis-fortunes on the air during my live streams and people get a crack out the. So far I've gotten the dirty, sassy, spooky and the lates Fortunes Against Humanity. The taste of the cookies is nice and light without being overpowering too. I plan on buy two different ones next month as well!
K**.
Don't buy these. They all came broken, and the duty cost as much as the damn cookies!
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