Opus "Penguin Lust"

Description

This is a scientifically accurate replica of OPII BIGGUS SHNOZOLUS, or "The Common Hefty-nosed Penguin". The range of this majestic seabird includes most of Antarctica and eastern Argentina, although they have been known to hop a cab and slip up to Iowa for a wild weekend. The food of the Hefty-nosed Penguin includes herring, halibut, young sardines, small assorted South Atlantic schooling fish and POP TARTS. Nesting season is early June. Mating behavior is as yet, still a mystery since the Hefty-nosed Penhuin is a descreet, if not easily embarrassed animal. When not feeding or caring for their young, the species will enjoy skinny-dipping, long hot baths, reminiscing about the 1960's, foot masages and listening to old MOODY BLUES records late at night with the lights out. Being fairly leberal minded, the Hefty-nosed Penguin would, as a group, all be driving used Volvos if they could reach the pedals. Their taste in television, by the way, is atrocious and merits no further elaboration here. In conclusion, the Hefty-nosed Penguin is a gentle bird...easily influenced and overly sensitive with their pleasant disposition and generally optimistic nature, the species is a welcome member of the WILD KINGDOM, even if they do eat crackers in bed. Opus Penguin Lust 11 inches tall Plush From Bloom County Comics By Berke Breathed. valentine day Opus holding a heart that says Penguin Lust on it. Made by DAKIN in 1984 and long out of production.