---
product_id: 235255406
title: "I Fix Stupid EMS Patch Embroidered Funny Applique Fastener Hook & Loop Emblem"
brand: "rocking planet"
price: "1697 kr"
currency: ISK
in_stock: true
reviews_count: 3
category: "Rocking Planet"
url: https://www.desertcart.is/products/235255406-i-fix-stupid-ems-patch-embroidered-funny-applique-fastener-hook
store_origin: IS
region: Iceland
---

# Hook & loop fastener for secure, versatile attachment 3 x 2 inches - perfect compact size High thread count embroidery for durability I Fix Stupid EMS Patch Embroidered Funny Applique Fastener Hook & Loop Emblem

**Brand:** rocking planet
**Price:** 1697 kr
**Availability:** ✅ In Stock

## Summary

> 🩹 Fix your gear, fix your vibe — patch up your personality with a wink!

## Quick Answers

- **What is this?** I Fix Stupid EMS Patch Embroidered Funny Applique Fastener Hook & Loop Emblem by rocking planet
- **How much does it cost?** 1697 kr with free shipping
- **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship
- **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.is](https://www.desertcart.is/products/235255406-i-fix-stupid-ems-patch-embroidered-funny-applique-fastener-hook)

## Best For

- rocking planet enthusiasts

## Why This Product

- Trusted rocking planet brand quality
- Free international shipping included
- Worldwide delivery with tracking
- 15-day hassle-free returns

## Key Features

- • **Premium Embroidery:** Crafted with superior high-thread polyester yarn, ensuring vibrant colors and long-lasting durability that resists curling or fading.
- • **Safe & Sustainable:** Made from non-toxic materials, combining quality craftsmanship with peace of mind for everyday wear.
- • **Compact & Impactful:** Sized at 3" x 2", this patch fits seamlessly on tactical hats, backpacks, and jackets without overpowering your style.
- • **Bold & Witty Statement:** Show off your EMS pride and humor with a patch that sparks conversations and earns chuckles wherever you go.
- • **Velcro-Ready Versatility:** Equipped with a hook backing and included loop tape, it easily attaches to any Velcro-compatible gear for quick customization.

## Overview

The 'I Fix Stupid EMS Patch' is a 3 x 2 inch embroidered applique featuring high-quality polyester yarn and a hook & loop fastener for easy attachment to tactical gear and apparel. Designed for durability and vibrant detail, it includes a free loop tape for versatile mounting. Perfect for EMS professionals and enthusiasts who want to add a humorous, eye-catching statement to their gear.

## Description

High thread count embroidery contributes to high quality and long lasting durability of our superior patches! Unmatched when it comes to bright colors and intricate, incredible designs, our patches are created for easy put onto your favorite Tactical Hats, Gear and more, compatible with Velcro. DIY your gear with our embroidered patches. Production DetailsMaterial: Polyester YarnQuantity: 1 piece Size: 3 x 2 inchesApplication: Directly attach our velcro-compatible patch to your tactical hats and gear.For some garments, sew our free loop tape firstly; Package includes: 1 piece patch and 1 piece loop tape Note: Due to the handmade sewing, please allow 3 to 5 mm error due to manual measurement.

Review: Funny - Looks great
Review: Funny and Well Made! - I have worked in EMS for a bit and found this patch very amusing. I have this attached to one of my backpacks, and it gets chuckles and laughs from others. The velcro is solid on the back and holds very well. So far, the patch has kept its edges without curling up. Looks great and worth more than I paid for it! 5/5 stars.

## Features

- Size: 3" x 2" (7.5 x 5 cm).
- Hook backing patch for attachment to Tactical Hats and Gear, compatible with Velcro
- Long Lasting, Durable with Superior Premium High Thread Quality, Detailed Embroidery. Safe & non-toxic.
- Perfect for Jeans, Jackets, Vests, Hats, Backpacks, Scrapbooking and more!
- Package include: 1 piece patch and 1 piece loop tape

## Technical Specifications

| Specification | Value |
|---------------|-------|
| ASIN | B08GKL7BXY |
| Best Sellers Rank | #136,362 in Arts, Crafts & Sewing ( See Top 100 in Arts, Crafts & Sewing ) #4,412 in Embroidered Appliqué Patches |
| Brand | Rocking Planet |
| Color | Fix Stupid |
| Customer Reviews | 4.8 4.8 out of 5 stars (94) |
| Date First Available | August 24, 2020 |
| Item Weight | 0.317 ounces |
| Item model number | RP800M |
| Manufacturer | Rocking Planet |
| Material | Polyester |
| Mounting Type | Hook and Loop |
| Number of Pieces | 2 |
| Product Dimensions | 2 x 3 x 0.2 inches |
| Shape | Rectangular |
| Size | 3 x 2 inches |
| Style | Embroidered |
| Theme | Funny,Gear |
| UPC | 708210904193 |
| Unit Count | 1 Count |

## Product Details

- **Brand:** Rocking Planet
- **Color:** Fix Stupid
- **Material:** Polyester
- **Number of Pieces:** 2
- **Shape:** Rectangular
- **Size:** 3 x 2 inches
- **Style:** Embroidered
- **Theme:** Funny,Gear
- **UPC:** 708210904193
- **Unit Count:** 1 Count

## Images

![I Fix Stupid EMS Patch Embroidered Funny Applique Fastener Hook & Loop Emblem - Image 1](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61iYCMNCNwL.jpg)

## Customer Reviews

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Funny
*by C***N on September 19, 2025*

Looks great

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Funny and Well Made!
*by S***S on December 3, 2024*

I have worked in EMS for a bit and found this patch very amusing. I have this attached to one of my backpacks, and it gets chuckles and laughs from others. The velcro is solid on the back and holds very well. So far, the patch has kept its edges without curling up. Looks great and worth more than I paid for it! 5/5 stars.

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Fix stupid
*by A***R on January 5, 2022*

Loved the patch!! Thanks!!

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*Product available on Desertcart Iceland*
*Store origin: IS*
*Last updated: 2026-03-01*