I need a new bum Kindle Edition

creepy book...pics show full butts not just cracks here and there...one pic shows a man painting on a boy's butt, another has the boy walking as a naked Model on the red carpet with adults watching, another has the boy going into a dark adult nightclub with a bumper on his butt...I will not be reading this to my child anytime soon..too much effort to return. Creepy stuff!

Our grandkids ages 4 & 6 have terrific senses of humor. They love Amelia Bedelia for instance. Since the 4 yr old especially finds butts etc hilarious I thought they'd love this. Neither of them thought this was funny. The 4 yr old announced after page 1 that "this doesn't make sense, everyone knows there's a crack there!" There was a smile about the idea of using a bumper only after I explained the word "bum." They both thought pages were missing at the end. I did too. Neither has been interested in reading it again and I don't think I can donate it because I'm sure some will find it offensive.

It's no Wonkey Donkey, for sure. I bought this because it was recommended since I bought Wonky Donkey. It's not very funny and the ending is so abrupt it leaves you wondering if a page is missing. I'm no prude, I like a good fart joke as much as the next guy, but this book just wasn't good. I don't recommend.

The ending was lacking. I felt like it was great and then it abruptly ended in an awkward manner. We were bummed.

I didn't have high expectations for this book and simply purchased it to see what it wasn't like. When I received it, I was incredibly amused, as were all three of my children, ages 2, 7 and 9. If you're not a prude, buy this book. You're in for a ton of giggles coming from your loved ones if you do.

I have been buying this for every child that I know.This is a hilarious book for kids and parents.If you love to laugh with your kiddos, this is the book for you.

This book is hilarious!! I haven’t had a chance to read it to my kids yet but they are going to love it!!!

Seriously funny without being too potty-humorish. My 4 yr loves this book and my husband and I have been known to crack up a few times every time we read this.

I bought this book for my nieces and not being a parent myself, my view is that this should come with a PG/ age appropriate guide. Having read the book, i decided against giving it to them as it is quite rude and certainly not appropriate for my 5 year old niece. i would be mortified if she repeated any of the content at school or to her friends.

It wasn't funny....started well but the rhyme did not work.....quite frankly it was boring and the pics were poor....the last one I thought was rather gruesome for a child's book....what a waste of money...this insolvent be going to the kids.

Man when we read this book for bedtime story, we had our kids pull their PJs and underpants down and stick their bumps into our faces to show us that their bums were cracked too. If you are ready to have your kids do the same, then this is the book for you!If you haven't gathered by the above experience, our kids LOVE this story!!!

Our favourite book! Both my kids, aged 7 and 12, have found this hilarious, I was actually howling! My daughter reads this several times per day, and we all love the cheeky art work! I purchased a second copy for my nephew aged 5 as a Xmas gift, I know he will absolutely love it! More kids books should be as funny and light hearted as this

I first read the reviews on this and honestly, it is clearly going to be juvenile! Why so serious?!?! Bought this for my little girl because she's 3 and thinks bums are hilarious. She loves reading it and the sentences and paragraphs are short so it's easy for her to memorise and read herself, which really builds her confidence. Fun little read.